isnaini_blogtemplate53_00 Broken Spirit: Death of Doughboy

Friday, September 08, 2006

Death of Doughboy

Received in email:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. His wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, survives doughboy plus they had one in the oven. His elderly father, Pop Tart, also survives him. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If these made you smile, for even a brief second, please rise to the Occasion and take the time to share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.


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Blogger PJ said...

You certainly got a laugh out of me. This us really cute. You had me going at first.

11:51 PM  
Blogger PJ said...

Hope you don't mind, I posted this on my message board (with you as credit, of course) and the people there are getting such a big laugh out of it. One woman said this is just what I needed to start my day. She said thanks to you.

1:47 PM  

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